You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

I miss Sean O’Neal

My favorite part about IASIP is that my favorite bit always changes. Right now I die at the first scene of “Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Disaster”. The casualty with which Frank just plops down his gun and snorts blow just kills me every single time.

:: David O. Russell busts in through a door on set, berates her for 20 minutes ::

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

The odds that at least some of these people moved into gentrifying areas in their 20s and then made noise complaints to shut down long-established music venues is non-zero.   They can suck it, but the rest of them have my sympathy.

No John Cho? Good. What, do you want his daughter to go missing again? New family, new setup, same surprisingly-effective gimmick (even if sometimes the seams are a bit visible, like the funeral streaming service), sounds good to me. 

Making a sequel also starring John Cho would start putting this in Taken territory, where you start wondering how many times this can happen to the same family. 

Is it really necessary to include the list on Bob’s Burgers “famous people” considering most all of them are voice actors of recurring characters? I mean it is impressive that show has such a deep roster of talent for its characters but I took this piece to mean new actors showing up a new guest roles.

Dear Mario Lopez: Go fuck yourself in half. Sincerely, this parent of a trans kid.

The show has gone to great lengths, over and over again, to show why Gina is so important. The “Gina is being super lazy and mean, oh wait, she’s actually saved the day because she secretly cares” is a well the show has gone to many times. Similarly that her mean streak and outside the box thinking are invaluable…

Terry loves seventh seasons!

Needs more Fountains of Wayne, Valley Winter Song, and Replacements, Bundle Up.

And by saying you’re like a rock
he means that you’re hard, cold and emotionally impenetrable
unlike him, the freewheeling seagull

There’s a reason, after all, that the acting Oscars are jokingly referred to as the Academy Award for Most Acting.

The Florida Project is my favorite movie of at least the last decade.  

Dafoe’s Oscar should have FOR THE FLORIDA PROJECT, WE TOTALLY FUCKED UP THERE carved into the base.

Here’s a lifehack. To avoid substitution charges, bring your own scallops hidden in your purse. 

So what I get out of this is you have an entire office full of hard cookie lovers. If I wanted the roof of my mouth to be bloodied I’d eat some Capn Crunch. A cookie should be somewhat firm and solid but ultimately bendy and most.

No kidding...