“...one of Welles’ lowest professional moments was recreated, nearly word for word,...”

Freun-LAY-ven!

To quote Dan Savage: Fuck First.

I’m picturing the Old Man from A Christmas Story battling the horny in the basement. “dumb, frattin’, housesnickle viper!” 

Sounds like the Polish version of Mama Juana.

I loved Freakazoid! So many great actors on that (Ed, Ricardo Montalban, Craig Ferguson). And my favorite villian of all - Arms Akimbo.

Frankly this entire comments section could be nothing but Nick Cave lyrics, but I’ll go with ...

Instead of mayo I go for homemade creme fraiche. So good.

It’s probably sacrilege, but Chrissy Teigen’s Lemon Arugula Cacio with just parm is really good.

I did the whole overnight thing with steel-cut oats. Delicious, but oh my stars - something about the uncooked oats makes for bloat city.

We’ve been catching up on series 7 (season 4 here in US) and love love love it. My kid is so amazed at how polite everyone is. Me? I live for the Candice duck lips.

Cut a grape - almost - in half lengthwise leaving a bit of skin connecting the two halves. Place them cut side down on a plate and cover the grapes with a glass or clear bowl. It’s really cool, but I’ve heard you can damage your microwave ... somehow. Lots of YT vids tho.

One Vision actually started off life as a song about MLK Jr. by Queen’s drummer Roger Taylor. Fred morphed it into it’s current form.

Based on this article I went and tried some of these yesterday, and you know what? You’re right. They are dang tasty. Spicy, but not too bad. But enough that my lips tingled for a bit afterwards.

The first half-hour at work this morning was my co-worker telling me how much he wrecked with his nobody-but-him-had-it Lens. Then after lunch I broke his heart. It was glorious.

The Dino Jr. Cure cover is the best, especially the way it just ... stops.

Every Thanksgiving either I or one of my sisters needs to make my mom’s French-Canadian pork stuffing. It looks like dog food, smells awful when you are first cooking it, but the taste is childhood.

He was also excellent as Twoflower in Terry Pratchett’s The Colour of Magic.

Here ya go ...