I was thinking more Spaceballs like “Great, I’m surrounded by Assholes”

“My God, it’s full of assholes!”

The captain of the Titanic died when the ship sank. Do people just not even care about information anymore?

*points “BISON”

“Bye, Daughter!”

Titanic? Phhht. Hold my red wine...

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

Sick flip tho

“Like why does Satan’s coronation happen in a high school?”

I'm surprised anyone could be so brainwashed by advertising that they'd think not watching a commercial is fucking UNETHICAL.