The captain of the Titanic died when the ship sank. Do people just not even care about information anymore?

*points “BISON”

“Bye, Daughter!”

Titanic? Phhht. Hold my red wine...

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

Sick flip tho

I'm surprised anyone could be so brainwashed by advertising that they'd think not watching a commercial is fucking UNETHICAL.