Thanks for your recaps Allison! This show has meant a lot to me over the past few years. As season one was airing, I picked up my whole life and relocated across the country chasing something I thought would make me happy. I spent the next year struggling desperately to make it work and to convince myself I hadn’t…

Yeah this was just very sweet, very open and very nice to have. Like one thing I was worried about was, it was clear that no one of the three guys were going to be “the one Rebecca ends up with”, but at the same time they’d already done “Rebecca has to learn to be on her own”, and people who have mental illness can…

He explained what happened in the pools and after we left. We all had a few laughs, but the guys both left pretty quickly after that and the rest of us went back to sleep. When we woke up, it almost felt like a weird dream and we were kinda like “Did that happen? Yeah... yeah, that was gross, right?” It was funny, but…

He thought he needed to fart, so he went to the pool because the hot and intimate jacuzzi was surely not the place. But apparently it was much more than a fart, so then he had to get away from the evidence. He went to the next pool, attempted to relax, and oh my god there it goes again. I dunno if you’ve ever seen…

So my friends and I all live on or around Dauphin Island. It’s a great place to live, but not during Spring Break because tourists descend upon the entire island like it’s the last stop before migrating across the ocean. We decided to hop the ferry an hour away to Gulf Shores, which is an even bigger Spring Break…

For the purposes of this Would U, location is irrelevant. Pretend you could have the house anywhere.

It is silly to act as if there isn’t a simple solution to this problem: murder the fucking rich in the streets and burn their every fucking possession to the ground.

I can’t wait until society is tired of giving unearned celebrity to the useless offspring of actual celebrities. Meghan McCain, any fucking Kardashian/Jenner, Paris Jackson, the list goes on and on. Just slink off and enjoy your trust fund in anonymity.

Meghan, stay out of this. We’re talking about you, not to you.

Kill the rich, grind them up and feed them to shelter animals

Eat the rich before they eat you.

Honestly, I’m still stuck on that dumbass comparison that Hasselbeck made. I mean Jesus fucking Christ. THAT is why you shouldn’t have had the discussion, Barbara. Not because of her dramatics, but because Hasselbeck doesn’t even know what the fuck she’s talking about. Holy shit I know I say it here every day, but I…

Spoiled brat throws tantrum, complains about being treated like a child.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s outrage for the morning after pill actually let everybody know that...Conservatives just want single women to be punished for having sex.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck in a dumb fucking Cunt.

God. What is actually a good way to talk about abortion in any way with a friend who believes that all birth control is murder? In my experience, it is very frustrating, because even when talking with them about things like the above (the morning after pill does not cause an abortion), or just in general, all of the…

We have to learn how to discuss these things in some sort of rational way.

Here’s the thing - she’s only an “influencer” because she’s rich enough to be one (ie: because her parents have paid for a million different things about her life since she was born, not just getting her in to college). It’s a bullshit argument, because without them, she’s never Olivia Jade to begin with. Yeah,…

Exactly. She’s too professorial? WTH? One of her many strengths has always been her ability to simplify her message for the layperson, and she does it well.

I’ve got nothing against Beto himself, but the coverage of him rubs me the wrong way.  For example, I was listening to a political roundtable on my local public radio station, and they were all like, “Beto’s got this electricity. He’s an intellectual everyman!” and, by comparison, Elizabeth Warren’s calls to small…