It’s like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with awful people....

Yeah, so...she’s still not vaccinating the kid then?

I research like a complete and total nerd.

She has far more grace than I could ever imagine having in her situation. I imagine the bullshit will more or less persist until her eventual obituary, which of course will reference Clinton.

It isn’t the radical left; it’s capitalism. She’s hemorrhaging advertisers.

The weirdest thing about all of this is that none of these kids needed to go to school or do anything for the rest of their lives.

Trump is going to win so easily in 2020.

If you agree with the protesters about Clinton’s rhetoric contributing to this massacre, can you tell me how? I don’t get it.

It’s always nice for the ol’ self confidence to learn that fictional characters are getting laid more frequently than I am.

“I don’t want you to get sticked or nothing.”

This is what happens when white women vote to protect their whiteness. They were so sure they’d always have access and thought the alt right politicians wouldn’t go this far.

“I’m now outraged and hurt because I feel that my son, my only child, was denied access to a college not because he failed to work and study hard enough but because wealthy individuals felt that it was ok to lie, cheat, steal and bribe their children’s way into a good college.”

That is why the whole “the children didnt’ know” is so laughable.  They thought that suddenly they get to take tests privately with extra time was typical?

“I believe everyone has a right to go to college, man.”

They are related to a successful designer. Why do they look like they all got their clothes from Ross in that picture?

Oddly enough, she would be 100% in the right to think that. Girl couldn't even be bothered to fill out her own damn college applications. At that point, her parents should have said, "Okay go take selfies and bartend in Europe for awhile."

I imagine her saying “OMG mom!!!! I’m literally going to die right now over this! How could you ruin my life?!? I never even wanted to go to college!!!”

LOL at the idea of a rich status-seeking family allowing their Instagram daughter to go to juco. 

This is strange, but the more I think about it, the more I’m starting to believe that the Loughlins may be the stupidest of this group.

Zadeh, the last guy on this list, bribed Singer to get his daughter enrolled in the SAME FUCKING UNIVERSITY HE’S A FACULTY MEMBER OF???