switchbladejones
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switchbladejones

if he really wanted a video game with a guy wearing a Red Hat playing golf, there were better options

“Not worth it!”

Is it okay for me to speak for everyone by saying Fuck James Cameron?

All right, who is the asshole who explained this joke to him

I really do have sympathy for Bieber. I’m dragging my tired body through every day with the help of an anti-depressant and only my friends and family are aware of my daily movements. I cannot imagine what I’d do if I went to buy my weekly bread and eggs and saw my fat ass on the cover of a magazine looking like crap

Why the pit bull bias? They too are smart, loving, loyal dogs when raised in good homes. I’ve known quite a few wonderful pits. They used to be called the nanny dogs before their reputation was ruined by abusive dog fighting rings.

The good news is Bean doesn’t care whether he wins or loses. Bean in it for the attention, the treats, and any extra belly rubs. So in that sense, Bean won big.

Team every dog. They are all winners because they are all cute dogs. What sort of monster boos at a dog?

Big cats are still...

I really do hate people too.

I would hyperventilate with joy  if I stumbled upon a tiger. Like I know it would maul me if I ever tried ( and probably even if I didn’t), but I would just want to hug and snuggle it so much. They’re so pretty!

I know it’s a ridiculous pipe dream, but I’ve always wanted a big, deadly exotic animal that shares a close bond with me and scares he shit out of everyone else.  There’s a YouTube vid about a guy that’s raised 2 lions and they adore him like kittens would.

People focus too much on the Simpsons’ decline these days, but it’s pretty impressive how that was show was able to stay so creative and influential for eight or nine years. What other shows besides the Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers have been as consistent for that long?

Kim K did not originate the not smiling movement.

If you link to the article on Bill Cosby, it ends with a line about how he is not filled with regret in prison because he has done nothing wrong.... to which I say FUCK BILL COSBY.

HERESY!!

This camcorder is out of place and out of time. The period is 1985, but this digital camcorder with flip-out LCD screen didn’t exist until the mid-90s. It’s all about the details, guys!

i love “dirty rotten scoundrels” so much.  hope this is good.

I didn’t think anyone could be worse than Elizabeth Hasselbeck but here we have Meghan. At least Elizabeth didn’t talk all over her co-hosts and didn’t fold her arms like a child and pout. 

And then, after one half-baked racist tweet, we’ll finally get the Niles spin-off we all really want.