That is such a great episode! I love when Daphne’s ex asks for the dog’s name and everyone in the room shouts “Eddie!”

I hate them too. God, that feels so good to say!

Can’t believe she didn’t post the Spanish pants story, it was the BEST!!!

Yes. Polly Holliday was everything and Linda’s ego couldn’t handle it. That’s my irrational feeling anyway.

Your hatred gives me life!

I just saw a pic of her on Twitter hanging with my girl Liz Phair and it broke my heart.

Julia Roberts. Gwyneth Paltrow. Linda Lavin. 

Names I call my cat (Cleocatra Jones) that aren’t her name:

Thank you for this.

Girrrrrrrrrrrl, I’ve never been a country fan either but my friend took me to see her in Nashville last year with John Prine and Jason Isbel. She.Is.The.Shit. I listen to her on the daily. She’s clever as fuck and I’m going to see her in Muscle Shoals next month! (Sorry to brag tallblonde, love your posts btw)

 Steve Bucemi played Buddy Holly.

I have a Pintrest Board dedicated to her style. I’ve worn my hair like hers for years and years, but alas I will never attain her effortless luminosity.

Pageant Material is perfection!

Buscemi cat for you!

A recent ex-friend trolls politicians they don’t like on Facebook. Even went to the march last year (of course posted on FB). But heaven forbid doing any grunt work or ya know, helping brown people. There are so many amazing people that deserve recognition for their hard work but I’ve had it with theses “socially…

He can do me!!

It’ so good tho! I barely noticed the jerk off music.

Elvis Costello is fucking amazing. His work with the Attractions is some of the best music if his era.

She knew what she was signing up for. Save your pity for the people effected by this fucked administration.

Nooooooooooooo! Greg was the worst and so wrong for Rebecca! And on a superficial note, his hairline irriates me.