Listening to all the people who are going crazy about this just makes me laugh.

Yeah! Can’t wait for it to be released as part of the new suite.

I also always try to go at work. I take in and leave magazines, newspapers and other reading materials to leave there. I figure if I can take just one minute of productivity from one person per day, life is good. I even hold it in over the weekends if I can. Going at work, I get to see my buddies.

Well, as one of the famed, and very, very wealthy Von Dookiebirds, I prefer to board the plane, relax in my first class seat with a complimentary wine or scotch (while you plebes must pay, if you even have temerity to ask for such luxuries reserved only to us better humans), and as soon as the seatbelt light goes off,…

Never

In the years between Hiroshima and the Cuban Missile crisis, large-scale nuclear war was not only a theoretical possibility, but something that was contemplated as likely and perhaps even inevitable. The facts are that two atomic bombs were used in wartime, that many more nations developed the capability in the…

until a rescue team can get to you.

Dishonest clickbait headline.

Because I am sometimes stupid, when I saw that you were an ED survivor I really thought you meant Erectile Dysfunction for a solid 30 seconds before I realized.

Bacon is cured and sometimes cold smoked. It is not hot smoked. Cold smoking or curing does not cook food. Yes, it helps in preservation (which is why humans used to smoke make back in the day a lot). But it is not technically cooking the meat. The bacon is technically still raw.

You can probably rest easier knowing that everything causes cancer.

Yes. Do not rub on ballsack to deter bites. You will have a bad time.

Here you go!

There’s been some departure from recognizing stretching as a universally positive thing to do to prevent sports injury. Research is showing some results that seem to indicate that stretching is not effective at preventing injuries or improving performance.

Those middle eastern airline companies aren’t actual companies trying to make a profit though. They’re heavily subsidized airlines operating at big losses whose main purpose is to be flying billboards for their respective oil rich nation.

You’re giving airlines a lot of criticism for trading off between comfort and cost, but what do you expect them to do? You even said in the article that air travel is unprofitable and major carriers have filed for bankruptcy. Offering minimum-frills flights to cater to people who can’t spend a lot while letting others…

I thought the exact same thing. This is article is difficult, almost impossible, to understand. The example is unrealistic and doesn’t illuminate the point

This article has potential but it’s going to take a bit more to get your point across. Your example is confusing and does not easily make your point and your conclusion seems obvious.