This.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Every time I get anxiety I go the dentist for an X Ray so they can drape the lead lined blanket on me. 

Every time I get anxiety I go the dentist for an X Ray so they can drape the lead lined blanket on me. 

A lot of the cost is in the shipping, I would assume. 15 pounds is a lot!

A lot of the cost is in the shipping, I would assume. 15 pounds is a lot!

I really don’t understand why these are so expensive, I get that they are popular but the price just seems ridiculous.

I really don’t understand why these are so expensive, I get that they are popular but the price just seems…

That is super disturbing.

Granted, they weren’t worth $4M in 1991, but they were still worth a lot back then even.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

Don’t get fooled again!

I have a Toyota and I am doing heroin while hang gliding to my favorite underground fight club where I am going to put my gerbil Mephistopheles into the pit against an undefeated hamster named Patton Montgomery in a fight to the death. After that I am going to do some unprotected swinging.

That traffic light the truck blew through turns red and the overheight sign comes on when a vehicle too high is detected. That system was installed last year just for incidents like this, yet people still hit it. I think one of those water curtain stop signs like they have in front of some tunnel entrances in…

I actually really like this car. It looks like an Italian engineer saw the Honda CRX, and said, “It’s okay, but it’d be better if it was way more complicated and busy-looking.”

These are performance car bargains. Bullet proof Ferrari engine and gearbox for Nissan Versa money... Part of me says ones with much lower mileage can be found for $6 - $7k more. But then part of me says that @214k miles this one is probably completely sorted. NP.

“A lot of smart people, very smart, smart people, say that I’m a turbo. See my turbo hood? And my turbo wheels? A lot of people say I’m a turbo, but I don’t know, am I? I must be a turbo, why else would everybody say that?”

Bad top over an orange body...where have I seen that before?

This is the America I know and love.

A running S4 wagon for 4 figures? If you vote CP you have no soul.

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

Here is a very nice FD Mazda RX-7, for no good reason at all. Enjoy.

No brainier to me. For the price you can either fix it right and have a nice car that you shouldn’t really lose money on or just drive it as is. Have a kid that wants to learn how to drive a stick - Miata. Want a car to learn on to wrench on - Miata. Want a car to learn how to autocross - Miata.