Someone please explain this to me. I don’t get it.

I don’t know the plot of Star Wars VII, but lawd help these poor parents if Skywalker defects to the Dark Side.

OMG I hope they do a Blossom next.

Where are the visible roots? It’s like they’re not even trying.

Fucking Kinja won’t let me star you,

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

Acknowledged in my post. But it’s not universal, and “attractive” doesn’t have such a hard age cap on it.

90 feet (30 yards) is like the distance between first base and the home plate. Children that age are often farther away from you than that in your own home.

You like it? Does it have temp control? I love my hotbox, but I’d like some control regarding temps for different strains.

When has ‘young man found dead on property of internationally famous actor’ ever NOT been news?

Vaping makes me cough a lot less and doesn’t stink the place up as much. My vaporizer is heated with a lighter and only cost me $45, so it was worth the price. On top of that, I can take the spent vaporized plant material and leech the rest of the THC out with alcohol (plus a little vanilla extract for flavoring),…

Vaping weed isn’t necessary. I mean, unless you particularly like it, in which case, go on with your bad self. But smoking pot isn’t bad for your lung health. It’s been studied a lot. There are a number of health issues associated with marijuana use that absolutely do exist, but lung cancer, emphysema and other…

The term ‘stiletto stoners’ may be irksome but RiRi is exactly the person who would buy a diamond crusted vape.

okay but like lets circle back to the main story here which is why in the fuck would you get h20 tattooed on yourself

I am super excited that this is happening. I saw one commercial and the joke was a little flat I told my husband that I was happy that the joke wasn't about her being a cleaning lady. He started to say "….but that joke wasn't very funny" and in a firm voice I said "LET. ME. HAVE. THIS. Please let me have a show where…

1. Can you imagine Chris Martin watching reality or farting?

I haven't done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes:

This reminds me of the white guy standing up at law school orientation during the cultural sensitivity presentation, and responding to the prompt of "when was the first time you felt different or discriminated against?" he said, "When I applied to law school, because I knew I'd have a harder time getting in as a white…

He showed up in the comment section of a mediocre review of his book on the AV Club and held forth about how very, very wrong his critics are, with bonus name dropping. It's pretty great. http://www.avclub.com/article/the-tr…