BMWS ARE BETTER THAN AUDIS. WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT NOW ANYWAY?

I wish he could co-host with Paul Rudd...I would never leave my house.

Of course the important question here is which drunk female threw him off that bridge.

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

Someone got stabbed after a Chris Brown show.

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…

I was about to say the same thing. If I've worked out, bring out the Heady Topper!

I rewatched the whole movie the other day, and dead-ass, the entire film is a metaphor for black cultural oppression in the US. And everyone kind of missed it. I think I want to write an article about it.

she is just a performance artist who is testing new costume for Halloween. Soon Franco will write poetry about her.

Guys, Ariana Grande makes me mega uncomfortable. Although "sexy My Little Pony" might be a more accurate description.

Don't really care about this girl or the life coach problems but... of course the ponytail is fake. No one has a ponytail that big unless it's fake. Why does this surprise and shock people?
Nothing wrong with a few hair extensions. We all have them. I love clip on ponytails.

Looks like me and my ho's would be kickin it in Venice or Atlantic city with the other cool cats I guess.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, is that you?

So the racist guy lives up to every part of the stereotype, from demanding which "kinds" of guys she likes through filthy language and a stop at Station Free Speech. I'd swear it was some kind of performance art if I wasn't depressingly positive that this is a real person who thinks this is some kind of debate in…

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

That's the way to do it. Commit to the crazy! Cats are fun to be nice to anyway

Ugh, my sister loves these and I end up buying one for her when I don't know what else to get. She loves a Vera Bradley mini-backpack, the louder the better. I don't understand where they get off being as pricey as they are. My fave bag is a Chloe Heloise, I'll pay for a bag, but these fabricy things are just…

Even five-year-old me is giving that a big old "NOPE".

Yeah, you know. Cumberbatch is one of those dudes who a lot of women find sexy and I'm just meh. Actually, I find him a bit creepy.