Tall, lacrosse, preppy Clubmaster fashion sense? Are they looking for Sterling Archer? Because I ...approve.

you beat me to it. i literally shivered at that part. blehhhh

Random takeaways:

Wanda Sykes would be an awesome Ghostbuster.

Those breadsticks, though. I don't know what they do to them and I don't care, just gimme more.

That one took me a minute. N for Neil and D for David.

Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.

I used to write a column for Portland's alternative weekly about my adventures driving a cab at night. I thought some of you might enjoy the first one:

Lets not forget everyone, this is only half as bad as smoking weed.

Oh please. Actually learn what Reddit is before you make some such stupid comments. There are subreddits that are disgusting, yes. And then there are oodles of subreddits where you talk about Sherlock, history, Jane Austen, and cocker spaniels.

this side of reddit is one I know exists but I never see. I unsubbed from almost all of the defaults and camp out in a harmless corner of reddit reading posts by ASOIAF fans and people who love to share their nail art. I also follow my city's subs on food, beer, cycling, and its general sub. For people who have never…

I'm with you. I enjoy spending time on Reddit - /r/awww is a delight, for example, and /r/makeupaddiction is one of the few places where I can regularly interact with a huge community of people who have the same interest in makeup as me. You can tailor your experience to be better or worse. The problem with the…

I like reddit. The AMA's are fun, the front page is good, but it's when you get into the seedy sub reddits that there are massive problems. I don't see reddit cleaning house like they should and getting rid of the upskirt sub reddits, the ones that post pictures of girls that aren't famous that are stolen from their…

Only naturally curly hair. Everyone knows that professional women have naturally straight hair that they perfectly coif into gently flowing wavy curls.

Why...would anyone assume that she doesn't exercise constantly? Yes, she's genetically blessed (as are all professional models and athletes) but one isn't going to remain toned like that without hard work. When your job requires that you be professionally good looking and your body looks exactly like what society…

My secret is that I also find Daenerys boring as all get out.

Must. eat. all. the. ice. cream. sandwiches. before. Fall. starts.

The calendar DOES NOT say that Summer is over. It's over on September 22nd. WE STILL HAVE TIME.

I was one of the stone-hearted wenches who thought the drawings were WAY too ridiculous and over the top and honestly not that cute, but I was willing to concede that I was just being a grump. This detail pushed me over the edge. I don't like this wedding. (I know, I know. Thank GOD I wasn't invited.....)

instead, family and friends hummed "Here Comes The Bride."