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Yes it's OK to wear leather pants. Just not this way:

Oh yay! This is already next on my list for when I finish with my current Atwood blitz.

I dragged my sister all over the Salt Lake City airport to see if he'd signed anything recently (he goes through and signs things at airports), but alas, no luck. I did, however, pick up the Rithmatist and ensure that I didn't get anything productive done on my next flight.

my husband is a HUGE football fan and gets mad when I remind him that fantasy football is just D&D with football players instead of dragons and wizards.

So true. It's not any different than the passion people have about anything. I had a friend who would make fun of us sci-fi fans but she spent hours creating witty fan zines about the local music scene. How is that different exactly? Her attempts to validate her interests over mine were literally laughable.

VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. I love the Mistborn books and I'm eagerly awaiting the next in the series that takes place a couple hundred years later. Sanderson's use of religion and society, plus his worldbuilding, it just blows my mind.

Baseball nerds, MY GOD. I mean, I can dissect and discuss the minutiae of Harry Potter with the best of them, but the level of recall and detail required is nothing compared to what the baseball people get up to. Stats, batting averages, what guy played for which team in which year, the whole shebang (and let's not

Fantasy Football= D&D for jocks.

NEEDS MORE DRAGONS jk, that spy one sounds especially good!!!

They should have just gone with Alicia herself. Unless she is too busy chewing and spitting into her child's mouth.

I know! Is there really a drought of aspiring actresses who fit that description?

I laugh at their recommended meat dates. 1,2,3,4 days? I might eat leftover chicken from 2 weeks ago!

God i miss the 90's ...

Hopefully the forthcoming Brittany Murphy movie, which I won't be watching if I can help it, will be better but ... I doubt it.

we all care

My son will do that with the condensed milk cardboard box. He will carefully cut it open with his school scissors and then lick it. It is gross, but he is so dedicated, you know? I figure he should be rewarded for all his hard work.

I used to do this with Cheez Doodles. I also used to eat Campbells chicken noodle soup straight out of the can. Uncooked. I love salt... And nope. I have very low blood pressure.

This wasn't in a restaurant, but...a couple years ago, we had to take my then-girlfriend/now-wife's cat to the vet late one night. when we got to the vet's office, i went to reach for what i thought was a jar of tasty pita chips on the receptionist's counter - only to have my girlfriend point out that those were some

Mint is good. Always eat the mint. It tastes good and it freshens your breath!

This sounds like the best wedding. I've never been to a wedding (that wasn't my parents'), but this sounds so much better than those pintrest-y barn weddings. The joy shines through and that's what matters!

Jezzies, if you could have a theme wedding, what would it be?

If I could get away with it, a cyberpunk wedding