They should have kept the original novel's name, All You Need is Kill.

Yeah I was much more into the human element.

You're welcome, everybody.

I'd be on board with an auto mechanic that lets me do anything while I'm waiting around other than smell a heady mix of motor oil and body odor and leaf through back copies of Bass Fishing Monthly.

WHY ARE THEY STILL SETTING COMEDIES IN MAGAZINE OFFICES? my gawd

Holy crap. They're pretty.

The Rapture decidedly does NOT happen. They determine very quickly that this isn't the Rapture; it's some random mass disappearance of random people, ranging from babies to serial killers. The fact that people can't even turn to religion to explain it makes it even more unnerving.

Right? I'm pretty sure "fart jokes and an explosion" are enough for a small and shrinking subset of men. I'm a male 18-35, not a 3rd grader. Keep your goddamn fart jokes in your goddamn 'Captain Underpants' comic books where they belong. I'll keep my interesting tv shows with plot and characters and conflict and…

I HAZ IMPORTANT FRIENDS!

I was incredibly bored. Big fight scenes like this do nothing for me. I'd almost rather watch an entire episode of Stannis doing mundane things. Stannis Gets a Checkup. Stannis Sees Where Our Food Comes From. A Very Stannis Christmas.

True Love*

1. The Wall was defended with a series of supporting castles. A few centuries of minor threats transformed it into a manure pile of human waste instead.

I took a self-defense course once. I would recommend them, but unfortunately they are not a silver bullet. A few women in the course said they tried the moves on their husbands, and they were unable to successfully use them. Moreover, our instructor said that would would need additional training if we wanted to learn…

People like this woman are almost borderline evil. They rend your soul to pieces with such harmless little phrases like "be reasonable", "redefine your expectations" and "act your age". It's these small phrases that always do the most damage. Tiny little cuts given by small minds to wear us down.

OR the advice that should really have been given... by anyone. A hand mixer is a NOT a sex toy and can be dangerous in a host of ways. She needs to be taken her to a sex shop and thought her that toys for her pleasure is nothing to be ashamed at. At the very least get some safe sex advice. This issue is not about who…

If her aunt really loved her, she would have bought her a vibrator.

Louis CK seems to act out the darker parts of the average male experience with accuracy that's chilling. This scene disgusted me, although I understand why it was done. Same with the 'fat girl' thing awhile ago. It can be hard to accept, since he's playing a version of himself on the show, and most audiences aren't…

I completely agree. He was kind of an asshole in the book. He had his reasons, of course. Pedro Pascal has made a name for himself in such a short time that I expect we'll see a lot more of him in the future.

Of couuuuuuuurse they're web only *shakes fist at sky* Seriously, WTF Hulu Plus? We pay for that "Plus" shit and you withhold programming from us?! I really want to know what the rationale is and how those contracts are written. Because I just don't get it.