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Making the ultimate killing machine when every past iteration of your park has killed multiple guests (and part of San Diego) is not an idea that makes money.

It's grimacing at us.

Drink Vodka like the rest of us do—at home, alone, in a pool of tears reading crossoverWatership Down-Ratatouille fan fiction and tweeting poetry quotes to Gary Busey.

uh, she lunged at him with her whole body. and she was trying to kick him too. and not gently. that's physical violence. if you don't think that's physically violent, well i'm just glad i don't have you or people who think like you in my life. i've never seen my parents do anything like that to us, themselves or

Alternate theory time: Did anyone see those orbs? I think the elevator is haunted and Solange became possessed by the evil spirit.

The reaction to this has been so odd. We have video of Solange punching, kicking and spitting on Jay Z, he literally does nothing back and the immediate reaction is : "He must be cheating on Beyonce".

I still do not understand why colleges are involved with trying college rape cases anyway. When someone reports a rape to the school then the school should tell them to go to police while providing counseling and support. It's been proven time and again that colleges just mishandled them. And suspension/expulsion is

BECAUSE KRISTY THOMAS WAS A BIG OL' LESBIAN AND WANTED TO KEEP THE BABYSITTERS CLUB A CLAMBAKE!

Or, alternately, when will Linda Hamilton join the cast of GoT?

Because it involves time travel it actually can't ever end.

I would totally watch Khaleesi and the Doctor taking on the machines. But it would have to actually be the Khaleesi and the Doctor....

Prediction: long-term friend of Connor's who we find out in the third act of the third movie that he's actually a super-advanced Terminator sent back from 2237 to kill Connor all along.

They obviously figured out the only way to solve the franchises various discrepancies was to introduce the element of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey"

The thing that really bothers me about this new look is someone went "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? This concept needs to be pushed a LOT further!" and then proceeded to take the characters we love and crazy-glue a bunch of junk to them.

oh god why

This can't be reposted enough times before the movie comes out...