For some reason, the media picks up on only certainly "newly found" stuff on the Pottermore site. Most of the material on there is really interesting to super fans of the books (and those are the only ones who are bothering to go through the tasks on the site). Those who aren't that interested just don't bother,…

I have a large butt (though it comes with cellulite and stretch marks so I won't be making any music video appearances any time soon), and I whenever I'm feeling self conscious I look in the mirror and say:

I feel like the older he gets, the more he starts to look like European Jesus.

He's basically Jordan from "My So-Called Life." If anything, he's a throwback to the hearthrobs of the mid-90s.

This is also pretty silly: "

"The book, titled Out of Orange"...LOL derivative much?

I'm so glad thick eyebrows are a thing now. Spend most of my teens plucking away every morning (thankfully, I didn't overpluck to the point where they don't grow anymore).

He does come across nicely in that video. I will reserve my judgment haha.

Josh Krasinski comes across as very pretentious in interviews...I don't think there's any way he could be in a superhero movie unless he was a villain.

Have you ever flown JetBlue? Beats both of them.

Yeah, to the fratiest of bros big hips and thighs are just fat.

It's not going to happen unless you open up your heart Gillian! (/skully)

I guess those women are "the help" because they're hispanic? WTF?

Oh, I wondered what they would have to talk about.

At an old job I did a background check on someone who I went on one date with and he had been arrested for domestic violence (not convicted). Still, it was enough to me to stop talking to him.

Totally agree. The more appropriate way to say that is "reading isn't a priority," which is totally valid. Cause most people just choose to spend their free time in other ways.

He was an asshole. Sure, Kelly was a good babysitter, but babysitter doesn't equal good mom. Just look at Meagan from "Mad Men." Same problem.

I'm simply answering the questions you keep posing. I'll stop. Have better things to do.

I'd think you're also making assumptions if you don't know her daily diet.

You said you objected to your brother in law taking his daughter to Costco weekly.