Samples forever! That's my favorite part of shopping there (and no, I don't only eat junk food all day..not obese...work out several times a week).

Lana del Rey, sing? LOLZ. SNL (which everyone conveniently has forgotten about).

Right? And have you ever tried to use their bathrooms? The last one I went to had grease everywhere, no soap, and no paper towels. Lovely.

I think that the cop watching her (whatshername) probably shouldn't have let an inmate sit in the car for that long either. It seemed like she was gone half a day or something. She didn't think to check on her once? WTF.

I thought there was a strong possibility Morello was going to kill herself (I'm only on episode 4) in the bathtub. But that would've caused a lot of problems at the prison and probably would've distracted from the rest of the story so I suppose I'm glad they didn't go that route.

It's annoying to have to lug around a big sweatshirt from class to class along with books just because universities insist on keeping the a/c blasting on hot days. Not in school anymore, but I despise frigid temperatures in the office. For some reason, people think that it's easier to handle being cold than being hot…

Yeah it sucks. I have a ton of workarounds for that stuff because we're cord cutters. If you get a chromecast stick you can load those shows on your browser then "cast" them right to your TV.

Well, Hulu Plus has some of the shows on streaming (but web only).

in an angry way? Were you drunk?

Maybe. I was never on yearbook in high school, but do the kids actually lay out and adjust the photos taken by the professional photogs? I assumed they were only responsible for laying the pages pertaining to clubs and stuff. In any case, it's a waste of resources if not actual money spent.

I want to know how much extra they had to pay to photoshop those girls using public funds. Sounds like a waste to me.

I don't really care all that much about correct word usage in anonymous internet comments, but thanks. Also, you aren't using ellipses correctly.

Two diet cokes a day here and still eat fruit and veggies daily (and no, not because I have to). Diet Coke isn't really all that sweet anyways. A strawberry has a much bolder, more tart flavor then soda any day.

People vastly underestimate the benefits of getting sloshy drunk at home. It's so much safer!

I'm a 29-year-old introvert and I'm tired of pretending to enjoy clubs and other places with excessively loud music. Any suggestions on how to tell my friends this and not come off like I'm snubbing them? I really have no desire to meet anyone at 10 p.m. anywhere, I'd rather be home at that time :/.

Whhhaaa this is a thing?

We just got a cat a few months ago and I regretted not seeing this episode before we could name her (she would be "miss pounce" though).

Ha, thanks I guess. I just watch a lot of TV, and Dunham's writing is very predictable. :D

I haven't read any scripts, but I can take a stab at what happens:

Maybe part of the reason so many people in their 20s don't like their jobs is because Millenials had the whole "find your bliss" message shoved down our throats in the '90s. ADULTS implanted that in our heads. We didn't get there of our own accord. This was an idea that was marketed to us everywhere from teachers, to…