'It's like a totally important designer!'

In high school, I stupidly bought a piece of shit shirt from Wet Seal for $40 (all the money saved from an allowance), cause I thought I was "cool" and was trying to impress someone.

It's illogical asshole because I shouldn't be disqualified for a job because of something I don't have any control over (I was born this way FYI). Just like I can't change that I'm latina, others can't change that they are white or gay, and employers can't just decide they don't feel like hiring a black person just…

Well I'm a woman and I don't want to have kids cause my career is more important. But guess in your perfect world I'd be punished just cause I have a vagina and won't get a better job. Awesome. Now I know why I'm not getting callbacks, cause of people like you.

Alright, so the Nuvaring was my first ever form of birth control other than condoms (awww), so I've become quite used to it. Can't imagine having to take a pill every day and it took my body a good six months before it got used to the Nuvaring, so I don't want to go through a hazing period (haha) again.

I loved Keenan and all when I was 9 and he was doing Pierre Escargot...but I'm sorry to say, he's just not funny anymore.

Or worse the "she's just jealous" accusations.

Sweet chili sauce or Cholola Hot Sauce are my go-to condiments, but Siracha is okay.

Even though it's not in the comics I was really hoping to see a proper Carol/Daryl hookup. Hopefully she isn't "gone gone."

Exterminate! Exterminate!

See it's hard to tell with them cause they're fully clothed. I just love lean muscles though.

Ain't no body like an Olympic swimmer's body.

I didn't have a bridal shower...and no one complained or asked me why so I'm guessing people were privately relieved that they didn't have to buy another present :P

Well usually people like to do things they are good at.

Thanks for the tip.

Does anyone else have a problem with the gawker sites on the ipad? It crashes all the freaking time and drives me bananas. Why dont they just develop an app already?

The only problem in her joining SNL is that she's now too good for SNL. Her career could be hot soon.

I fart so much but I blame it on the fish. BTW I'm not vegetarian.

The very thought of deep dish pizza makes me want to vomit. NYC NYC NYC!

Are we not supposed to wear the same clothes more than once?