I'm confused, does this have something to do with beer?

But she's joining Modern Family! A show I actually like! (sorry, Community is so overrated IMO).

Well, even if it's her brand, I like the brand that her people have crafted :P

So I love Louis C.K. He's a genius. Have I ever laughed at one of his more "offensive" type jokes? (don't think he's ever jokes about rape specifically). Yes, I have. But he's a talented comedian and I trust that he's using dark humor and knows what he's doing for the sake of comedy and not to just because he's an…

Well, getting pregnant to me is just not that important. I'm 28, and if I have kids, great, cause that means I'm at a stage financially and maturity wise to have kids. But if we don't, my partner and I are decided that we are not paying for fertility treatments. If anything, we will try adoption, but if the money…

Maybe he met someone else in the span of those two weeks? Or maybe he thought you were playing games by not texting him back right away and he's giving it a day or two before he responds? If you see him again, casually mention that you were away on business the last few weeks and are exhausted or something.

Lots goes into it, but 2 years maybe? It depends on if the relationship has been stable the whole time or if it's an on again, off again relationship with lots of drama and one person who isn't ready for commitment or something.

My friend recently posted on faebook something about how she has found "the fountain of youth" and the answer is exercise. She goes onto a longish rant about how awesome working out is.

Clinique concealer that comes with a wand thing like what you would see for lip gloss. It's literally the only makeup I use most days.

All it reeks of to me is that she's an introvert.

When you say this, are you including a 401k as "investing"? I'm asking because I'm sort of banking on that as my retirement money and wasn't intending on doing anything else beyond that. Other then working till I'm 65 or so (and my husband to-be is investing and we are both set to inherit something, but I don't like…

Have to agree with you... this sounds delish for a summer afternoon snack or something but not something I could achieve while drunk!

Drink gatorade! It's magic in hangover prevention, but sometimes at 3 a.m. I don't want even what I know is best for me.

People who run around making 'helpful corrections' on websites on Christmas Day should be open to having me or anybody else show up to their workplace and start making sweeping criticisms.

Honestly, I don't bother with them either even though I should. But I'm not really into a lot of the social niceties just for the sake of it. If I want to communicate with someone over Christmas, I see them or get em a gift. I don't really think more of someone who sends out 500 Christmas cards to aquaintances. It can…

Stop being a book snob. Read what you like, but try it all. I'm reading the Brothers Karamazov now and just finished Of Mice and Men this morning, but you know what's one of my favorite series of all time? Harry Potter. Love it, not ashamed to admit it, and anyone who has a problem with it or wants to tease me about…

Even if it's a "trend" in Hollywood, dudebros still seem to think this body type is just "fat." I"m happily in a relationship, so this doesn't apply to me anymore, but I noticed that white guys especially seem to consider Mindy Kaling's body type (which is pretty much my own) to just be fat rather the curvy or…

Meh, if you have a wedding where people are going to be coming in from out of town, I just can't pay for their flight down and hotel room and parking. If they don't want to come or can't afford it, don't come. I haven't gone to weddings of friends for that reason.

I've never come from "p in v" but I have a lot of trouble in that department in general, and not due to my partner, just do to my body I suppose.

It may have changed since when we would have been teens and now. When PINK first came out it was a relief because my 15 year old self was mortified to walk into a store that was SEXY everywhere.