“Show me where who is and isn’t Jewish is being arbitrated.”

I mean, doesn’t she already have half the world following her on Instagram? I haven’t set one up yet, but I kind of assumed it’d just follow Kim K-W by default. There must be some new netiquette I'm unaware of. 

This thread is getting way too United for me...

babby's first federal investigation

The microphones on most telephones are super-shitty, and not really conducive to panicked shouting. My sister has a habit of yelling into her phone whenever she’s the least bit excited, and the fidelity or impedance or whatever doesn’t allow much more information to be conveyed than “someone’s shrieking.” When you…

Thanks for telling me this. I know ex-military tends to lean right, and I chalk that up to them just having become intimately familiar and so more comfortable with authoritarianism, but I don’t know how they are when they’re “in.” My guess would be just slightly right of the general population in their age bracket,…

Haha, this is particularly silly because anyone from Buffalo knows we get more snow when it’s warmer. The phrase “it’s too cold to snow” is a common idiom up here (as well as a season in itself).

It doesn’t seem true that “AIR TRAVEL” is the “transportation mode MOST LIKELY TO BE USED TO COMMIT TERRORISM?!?!?” when we consider how many land vehicles have been driven into crowds in the past 15 years.

We DO have higher standards. Those are exactly what a spraypainted head doesn’t hold up to.

“...one the single most prominent anti-racists writers and speakers in American history.” [sic]

“Character motivations are introduced then dropped every other scene.”

No black people reacted with violence here. This nipple-thing is neither a reader nor a thinker.

Try not to act so sensitive, Marilyn. Not a good look.

Pretty sure, yeah. I'll say it's like Obama vs Washington: you might have good reason for your favorite, but there's no entire mythology culminating in a painting of Tyra Banks' cheekbones crossing the Hudson, or something...

funny, but still not earnest enough for full points

I made it just a tiny bit further. If you had hung on a few more seconds, she actually says “Yo J drop the verse” even though she goes by Jenn and that wouldn’t have even been sacrificing a syllable on the rhythm. And then SHE HERSELF starts the verse. She instructed herself to begin.

brb, opening the Hakuna Matata hair salon. ya'll come by, help us afford keeping Pop here on retainer. 

My friend and I were ticketed for running a red light that wasn’t red, and her loud ass warned the cop she was gonna dispute it. In court, the traffic judge was kind enough to inform us that (in NYS) cops are also considered “Officers of the Court” which basically means even when 2 people are telling the truth and 1…

Thanks for reminding me about good ramen. My roommate gave me a pack of Ichiban and I've been forgetting for years to go find more. 

Maybe an expansion of your criteria to a public safety platform would be effective, without causing dissonnance. This guy sicced his goons on an innocent student, without demonstrating any ability to control their actions. We’ve seen how white supremacists often get “carried away” so this guy effectively created a…