Y’know, usually I’m just kind of meh on this whole “superhero gives someone else his powers for a year until his inevitable resurrection/repowering” thing — just because it’s so temporary and feels like admitting that you don’t care about the original character’s story — but what the hell, I’m kind of on board with…

The hilarious thing is, this could actually make sense. Peter’s basically a child thief, and Mary Poppins is a nanny! And she’s possibly the only adult who could actually follow him to Neverland to get her charges back, and...

“A few hundred years ago, people only lived to be 30 or 40 years old,”

Well, sometimes there’s an awfully thin line between a Conan cover and something like this:

Wait a minute here. This means that Jason Momoa has once again been cast as an ethnic warrior king with a blonde, diminutive, but kinda badass queen from a different race as his subjects.

Wait, who are all these comic fans who are dissing Wondy? I’ve met a lot of people who think she’s boring, overpowered, or preachy (the usual top-tier DC complaints, basically), but you’d have to be a pretty lame superhero fan to think she’s a weakling.

*Cloyingly sweet British female voice*

Wow, such a deep and incisive look into a world of comics where the whim of 13-year-olds was still the only rubric by which the importance of female characters was measured. Note the blank uniformity of the unimportant faces, the barbie-doll physiques, the soulless eyes... superheroines as assembly line productions. I…