Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

I’m a Rox fan, going back to ditching school (7th grade) to watch their first ever game. I’ve put up with a whole mess of dogshit seasons, with one bizarre World Series run in there to remind me that weird shit happens in baseball.

“These people have awful names.”

That’s some Richie Tenenbaum type of stuff there:

So it’s not just a clever name.

They SUCK.

The Shitty Beatles???!!! Are they good?

Calm down there, Satan.