You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.

You misread the story; he was at Ohio State, Not Florida State.

This is a sober and measured comment.

You need more joy in your life.

is seeing something that reminds you that you were the best college football player in the country some sort of insult where you’re from?