Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.

50-meter butterfly is not a thing.

yep. she is nothing if not a savvy business person. I think a lot of people don’t take her seriously because she is tall, blonde, great at instagram, and a woman who sings pop music, but the woman is a marketing machine and all she has is her brand. Good for her for protecting it. She won’t be one of those former pop…