BEST TWEET TO POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNER : JR Smith "You tryin to get the pipe?

Joey Chestnut could kill this box in 20 seconds.

Aahh, go fuck yourselves.

holding

Latroy Hawkins still blowing games in Chicago i see.

it's also game 7 of the NBA Finals...

Not sure which set of news I'm more disapointed in... Keyshawn driving a Prius or Beiber only 5'7" tall (short).

Battery is never full

There's a reason they aren't showing any of the crowd