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Sounds like it. "Busking Furby"… "Singing omelette"… Ouch!

I don't think I've ever heard Ed Sheeran, but this rant about him playing at Glastonbury cracked me up.

Fun fact: when cocaine was still legal in 1925, 80% of the global market was controlled by three German pharmaceutical companies.

He should have confined his activities to Wall Street. You can do anything there and not get arrested.

Dude you need to watch Happy Endings immediately.

A perfect match! I can't decide though which one is more tedious and overrated.

We may be dealing with a chicken/egg type situation with that one. I mean, it's gotta do serious damage to the psyche to look in the mirror and see Ted Cruz looking back at you.

It's a good point and I don't disagree, but I would tweak it just a tad.

It's supposed to be an equal sign with the strike through it to notate "does not equal." Its kind of clunky, you're right. I should have just spelled it out.

Devastating.

Here's a clue: the left =/= liberal.

Are you being ironic? I can't even tell.

Ok, you're right, nominating the least popular candidate in party history had nothing to do with the Dems losing and we should totally keep talking about her all the time, because that is incredibly productive and a great strategy for moving forward.

This shit is just insufferable. Hillary is a loser. This is what happens when you nominate her. Period. Move on.

Sounds great, will have to try that. How long does it typically take to roast them?

Also, have you ever had sunchokes?

My artichoke recipe: halve the artichokes, steam until mostly done, brush with melted butter and coarse salt, grill over open flame, serve with remoulade sauce.

Good lord that sounds amazing.

Shhh, don't tell people about artichokes! They're already expensive enough.