Angela Merkel

I know how you feel. I feel the same about that other Whedon darling, The Avengers. I saw that in theaters based on it getting an A- here, and I just remember being like, wtf, this is as boring and bad as a Transformers movie.

You may have enough for some copyright protection right there.

Or maybe Kevin James?

You can say that again!

Hmm, well according to Wikipedia, she started dating Alan Thicke in 1986 when she was 17 and he was 40, so that's something.

Before I got finished with your sentence I was thinking there was a movie where Adam Sandler adopts his girlfriend. I was like whoa how did I miss that one?!

Listen, AV Club, if you want me to stop jizzing on journalism, you probably should choose a different header image. Not that I'm complaining…

I was going to say you could tell if you have the gun, but that would be a ballistics expert doing that analysis, not a coroner. So you're right.

I went from never having heard of this to "I'm definitely seeing this" about midway through the first paragraph.

"Remains, quite easily, the best movie he has ever made."

Somehow I can't picture Rob Lowe playing Nightcrawlers with Charlie. I mean that sounds like just creepy and weird without any of the sweet and endearing.

Well I searched for the talcum powder thing and didn't find anything pinning that on Wilkerson, though I did find an article where he says that being involved in that speech was the low point of his life and he wished he hadn't been involved with it. Maybe it is just blame shifting, but it sounds like he really feels…

This is not exactly in response to your comment per se, but remember the other day when we were arguing over some of the stuff that was coming from the CIA about Trump and how I was saying that it was disturbing that they were playing politics, possibly in cahoots with Democratic Party insiders, and trying to…

I read that the uproar over this issue you refer to was a case of cultural misunderstanding. Apparently the local police/officials there would very often tend to look the other way in cases where the law said someone would be jailed, whereas the fine gives them a monetary incentive to enforce the law, which apparently…

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I don't think the tag for spoiler is plural.

Ok, yes, I think all people should be covered. Call it an ideology if you want. I don't care. Your "I'm anything but ideological" is an ideology, too, just an underhanded one.

And you seem to have this technocratic fantasy that all we need to do is get a bunch of smart, rational, serious people together and, once we've taken the politics out of the equation, they will design the perfect system and we will truly live in the best of all possible worlds.

Because clearly I meant ALL of them…