I um... I hated this.

I was hoping for a Shakespeare's Sister cover.

seems to increase yeast infections in my household when used this way (PinV style). it is bar none the best for oral (FtoM) and hand jobs (again FtoM).

• "Life is not about finding yourself," reads a sign on the sideboard in Paris Hilton's house. "Life is about creating yourself."

Because he murders you?

Oh god, a flood of "It's a tiny penis! I'm a porn star!" internet flotsam.

Suddenly I don't feel so critical of my own penis size. Gotze's penis is pretty small.

It's fine if people want to do it (totally agree that we shouldn't feel crazy rushed while enjoying a meal) but they're NOT allowed to then go and complain about the whole experience being slower, which maybe I'm reading this wrong, but is that what this (alleged) restaurant is saying is happening? Stuff is longer…

@2nd photo —Well if you consider a sphere a curve, sure.

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

O.K., your GIF just gave me a MySpace Moment!

Good lord. Is that what Katherine Heigl thinks smiling is? It looks like she's gritting her teeth, waiting until she gets to kick the photographer to death.

I dunno, the black kinda makes it look like a soccer shoe.

Free range isn't about the animal's ability to get away. It's about its quality of life while it's alive. Many people have no moral compunctions about eating meat, but do have moral compunctions about supporting the factory farming system, which consigns animals to lives of pain and misery before the inevitable. It's…

NOPE.

Ya, my first thought was "But does he know how to use it?"

As a transwoman living in Austin, I've visited this establishment and I was thoroughly pleased by their service. I had no issues whatsoever getting a fitting that worked great for me, and the lady kept bringing bras until we found one that worked well. That said, it never came up that I was trans, because it really…