The mighty Thor was in a tavern in Asgard, reveling in his latest victory in battle when one of the local bards begun to sing a song. The tavern bard sounded like Vlank Silliams, a bard whose songs he had heard on Earth. At first he hated the obvious sentamentality of the Vlank Silliams songs - the twang of the man's…

I want Danny Pudi to be cast as someone on Game of Thrones. I don't care what he does or who he is, I just, for absolutely no reason, want that to come true.

Alice Doesn't Anymore

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Or at least choke yourself with a tie in a pantry.

I am just imagining a smug, fast talking Josh Lyman-like/ Aaron Sorkin-created character taking over the role of Will Graham. I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.

Edit: The most beautiful defenestration in television history.

Dear Mr. Fuller, I hate you. Yours Lovingly, Swiggity Swag the Nightmare Stag

Hannibal is a monster, you get your friends a scented candle as a surprise gift, not the resurrection of their surrogate daughter.

Although, if he did a Dane Cook impression every night, I would love this show forever. and call it an instant TV classic.

You can only have so many interviews that begin with the variation "I don't why I am interviewing you, I am the bigger star, or at least I should be".

I would say that Australia is full of Jon Snows' aka it's full of bastards.

I prefer not to watch Lars Von Trier's movies (I watched Dogville when I was fifteen, and I still discuss it [unwittingly] as one of the major traumas of my adolescence). That being said, I am genuinely glad he is making movies.

With John Waters as the guest.

I have spent at least 4% of my life watching TV THAT IS TOO MANY PERCENTS!

I think that's a problem with the source material - apart from Starling (in her initial interactions) the women in Harris' world are only given story in relation to Hannibal.