@Not-Shattered: Cheesecake is pie. It's tricky like that.

@Dancing Queen: What a novel idea!

How can I get Aubrey Plaza to go out with me when we don't know each other?

@howdini: Doesn't mean he is wrong.

Aubrey Plaza also loves science!

Mini-Van!

Aubrey Plaza wants something sporty, with a sense of humor, facial hair, and a love of movies.

All your base are belong to us.

Unlike Taylor Swift, Taylor Momsen can sing.

The best use of this technology is to print Gossip Girl recaps by Richard Lawson in a varying ink of assorted varieties of chocolate.

@Mr.Anansi: Yeah, their careers are effectively over.

Unfortunately, she still sings better than Taylor Swift.

@asmemnoch: You're not the only one!

This is a sugarplum.

Well, Choire can always get out his fucking crayons and start drawing, anytime. There's nothing stopping him.

@Jen82: I'll bet there is an equilibrium here though where if you are someone she loves, she is incredibly kind, supportive, loyal and nice.

@LikeCuzFuhket: To me she would be interesting for a lifetime.

I want the Aubrey Plaza hoodie.

Heh. You said "tent-pole."

The person in the greatest danger of physical harm on Gordon Ramsey's cooking show is, of course, Gordon Ramsey.