I got guests, and a show. And I'm ready to go! So I guess that's pretty cool. It's pretty cool!

@nova_146: True. Until the day we decide it is false.

@BunnyJones: You mean, Proconsul of the American Republic.

"Fur. The other white meat."

@mllej: If only Aubrey Plaza were thankful for it!

If she bothered to think about it at all, which she doesn't, Aubrey Plaza would want you to have a happy Thanksgiving.

LaToya looks terrific in that little purple outfit.

Without Joss or Sarah Michelle Gellar, the only way I would watch this is if Aubrey Plaza plays Buffy.

Dear TSA: Nobody believes you.

The night they drove Joan Baez down, and all her bells were ringing.

@laureltreedaphne: My standard response to anyone who issues an ultimatum, man or woman, is "go right ahead and do your worst."

I certainly wouldn't mind being proposed to by a woman, but an ultimatum will always backfire, at least with me.

Whoever described Ke$ha as Taylor Swift after a three year coke bender had it spot on.

I hear these pillows are all the rage in New York and LA.

The cat knew the people were Canadians and couldn't defend themselves.

Sometimes Y

@traumamama: No. I do not want additional radiation of any kind, despite whatever the government says about its safety. I don't care about your lack of vacation, but I do care about not participating in unnecessary security theater.