Lavelle let go a few screamers in the first half. One stunned an English player right in the face, or else it would have been a fantastic goal.

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

I love Patrick Beverly. Many don’t know this, but he’s also an outstanding one-on-one player. Last offseason, he played for 5 hours against George Hill of the Bucks and beat him by 892 points. It’s all on youtube if you want to check it out, just search for ‘Beverly Hill’s 902-10'

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

“Respectfully announced to the public” is a very cool and normal way to sign one’s open letter.
Condolences to the Hide-a-yeti Turkey-doo-doo family.

It may seem like a parlor trick in press conferences, but being able to sit your kid down and show them that you saw and remembered every detail of their success? That little boy went to bed that night knowing he means something to his dad. 

Tiny circles tho

Don’t!

I think his reasoning for toning it down is fair. It’s nice, if a bit unusual, for a streamer to realize that his actions and mannerisms can effect how a lot of kids act, and adjust his stream to be more of a positive influence.

HOW DARE YOU SIR

I wish someone would punch you in the face.

I wish I could do anything as easily as Draymond Green gets offended.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

How the fuck is “Jinesh Brahmbhatt” a white-guy name?

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

“ The idea is that vehicles lose speed from a boost when they are in the air, so the jumping helps keep the extra MPH for a little bit longer.”

Moore was asking legitimate questions. If Sherman didn’t want Moore “to go there” then Sherman probably should have kept his composure on the sideline instead of making a whole incident about it.

Pray tell, are your thoughts and digressions, which I can only assume follow similar lines to the one above, available somewhere on the information superhighway (which, though well-known as a haven for overwrought, I’ll-informed screeds, I still find myself perusing on a frequent basis) on a “weblog” or other sort of…

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…