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"Daddy, why is there a sharp scary needle thing coming out of the cute kitty's nose?"

No thank you. I prefer my pain straight up.

I don't like bees and their little stingers. How am I gonna convince myself that this is any better?

I live in the big dangerous city and just bought a hot new iPhone 4. It's comforting to know Jobs/Apple has my back, giving me a free case or bumper to disguise my new phone from would be 4-jackers and thieves. Heck, since it won't be stolen now, he even saved me from spending money on MobileMe to find it.

Ok? Really? What happened to just showing a phone next to a bunch of its competitors and a quarter. I guess no one cares about real perspectives anymore.