None of this matters if people don’t vote. It doesn’t matter. Truly, we went through this already. Then people elected Bush. Then we made some gains. Then people elected Trump. YOU NEED TO VOTE. EVERY SINGLE TIME. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. OR. THIS. DOESN’T. MATTER.

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

It’s also a Brooklyn band that plays standards from the Great American Songbook in a purposely repetitive, pummeling post-punk style with an amphetamine-addled alcoholic frontman switching between tuneless sprechgesang and atonal bellowing

stays in the league by effort and a willingness to acknowledge his limits

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

Alternatively, he gets fouled on purpose, whines endlessly when not fouled, and loses in the playoffs.

It’s due to the exchange rate.

Holy shit I can’t remember the last time rich whites literally owned this many people!

You’re right, the NBA definitely should have awarded its 2017 Most Valuable Player award on the basis of what would happen in the second round of the 2019 playoffs, instead of giving it to the player who most deserved it in the 2017 season. This is a smart and good take.

Yeah I agree with all of this. I think a particular Lowry weirdness, though, is that a lot of the time it seems for all the world like he’s doing that—running into four defenders, missing a shot, and falling down—so that he can complain about it and unload some of his anxiety on the refs. He plays the strangest…

One of the (not the only) ways to look at the reason separate some men’s and women’s sports exist is that there are 2 statistically different populations out there, and that lumping them together would be inherently unfair (or uninteresting, if you prefer) to one population.

If Houston wanted to win last night’s game they simply just needed to score more points than Golden State. That's how you win basketball games.

also the worst thing Ballmer might ask you to do is use a Surface, not listen to his vanity band

“It just felt white, y’know?”

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

When Pop finally retires from coaching, he can probably get steady work in sci-fi movies as the crazy town elder who yells things like “I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COMING.”

Skinny.

More importantly, apparently the Lions just drafted an actual giant.

A big reason why Paul George re-signed with OKC is that he can live out the rest of his salty ass life alone and away from the city in the sprawling Oklahoma mansion that Russ built for him for free, brick by brick.