As a Funko Pop collector, I will tell you that there is a huge Pop customization community on Facebook. People sell good customs for stupid amounts money.

The girl gets to watch a romantic comedy, I get to look at Eva Mendes' cleavage. Win win.

I watched Hitch again this weekend, and was ashamed at how often I laughed at Kevin James. He's a great physical comedian who knows he's fat, and he uses it effectively. It's too bad that just chooses to use it in terrible movies.

Cutest Couple/Most Likely To Get Married should probably go to whoever Kevin Smith has as a guest on Smodcast (have you heard his introductions? They're 10 minutes long and heap nothing but praise on his guest. I want Kev to write my eulogy.), or Matt Mira and Scott Mosier of FEaB.

They're friends of Kevin Smith (strike one), their show doesn't have any sort of format (strike two), and they don't have celebrity/comedian guests on (strike three). My guess is that people would tear the show apart on here. I love it, (and Smod, FEab, and WSY), but I don't think the Smodco podcasts are going to…

No, the correct punchline was:
"Why do women always laugh when I pull it out?"

Clint Eastwood's and Chuck Norris'. The only 2 a red blooded American needs.

I sense sarcasm, and in that case, I'm in. Getting to spend a couple hours with a Watterson strip and appearing on People's Court? Two-for-one!

I was under the impression that just about everyone who watched SNL last season had him on the chopping block. Not all that surprising/disappointing.

I really enjoyed it. I would have loved to have seen an entire "set", though. They play 10-15 minutes of one show, a couple minutes about getting to his next stop, then 10-15 minutes of the show, and so on. Definitely worth the $5, though.

Nice to see someone else that doesn't really care for Jack White's bullshit.

Mooney and Bennett are a package deal? Tell that to Nick Rutherford.

I think "Gotta Get Away" is the only song that I actually remember, aside from Fever. It breaks away from the sad Danger Mouse ghost that haunted the rest of the record. I remember the first song is pretty guitar-soloy, but that's about it.

The round ones look like donuts, which would make sense on a Gaffigan album. I don't know about the lines, though. Bacon? Hot Pockets?

Ben Wyatt, teen mayor?

The Stars segments where they're hyping their movies usually fall a little flat. They never really seem to care about the lap or cars, and most of the American actors act like they have no idea what's going on in.

I'm already rooting for the dude.

When Clint Eastwood dies, I'll weep like a baby. I'm pretty sure that's against everything Clint stands for…but I don't care. Shit, I still get a little weepy at the end of Gran Torino.

I would donate good money to a Kickstarter web series where they just kill Todd over and over again.

I've never been able to stomach Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, but I just watched his episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, and I loved it. I think Leno could still be a top-notch comedian if it weren't for the Tonight Show.