Brilliant

although they are by nature self-centered, i've always found penises to be engagingly insecure ... now that they've become so damned narcissistic, however, they are downright insufferable ... too bad sexual orientation conversion therapy doesn't work

Why can't people taking dick pics with some better indicators of scale? I think it should be mandatory that all future dick picks be shot with a quarter perched on the tip.

Trust me, I am not homophobic and Maxim is for teenagers and strip clubs are for tools who cant get laid by their wives. I don't need an illustration to know what a dick looks like.

How does one accidentally do this?

You'd best hurry to a strip club or find a back issue of Maxim or the SI Swimsuit Issue. Otherwise, you might get an irreversible case of The Gay.

I don't think you have to be an "afficianado" to know that if an article is about a picture of a dick, said dick will likely be shown. And as you were the one who brought yourself here, then what exactly did you think was going to be shown and discussed? And finally, if an erect penis makes you want to lose your…

His Bareness

have to agree he played it safe, most west coasters wouldn't mind reading this with their morning sausage and most east coasters aren't eating breakfast.

I am a West Coaster. In the future I will avoid any article that mentions DICKS. No offense to the looking at DICK PICTURES afficianados!

You clicked on a link that included a mention of a dick. What did you expect? (Also, you posted this comment at 1:33 p.m. Eastern, so either you're a West Coaster or you should eat breakfast earlier.)

Assuming you were talking about the grab of his deleted tweet, and not his penis, fixed it. Thanks for the feedback!

His dad was just glad the shot didn't include Phil Knight's hands.

We do live in a crumbling society. Morality has plummeted into a morass of debauchery, sin, and lowbrow attempts at relevance. We, as a people, strive for attention, and by doing so, we make fools of ourselves and others at the expense of culture and refinement. I understand you may feel overshadowed by another man's…

Give him a break—it's hard being MJ's kid.

Well, it's not like he really had a shot at becoming the biggest dick in his family anyway.

I hate bullies. Cowardly little cockroaches. They love to lord themselves and their perceived power over others. But the second they are no longer in a position of power, they scurry away, frightened that the light might shine on them.