Drink alcoholicly.

If there is any hero in this story, it's you.

I inherited a family name, Mass Shooting (long story). Imagine what it was like for me when I got lost in the mall.

Great stuff. Can't wait until you guys start covering NFL and NCAA football in the fall. Do some more CTE coverage too. Rape. Violence. Brain damage. But let's see some highlights come September.

*stir up

Of course it's a dude announcing it. Look how brilliantly I use women to make salient points

Nice. You single?