The US has been through worse, namely World War, but just it’s been through it twice does not mean it is willing or capable of going through it again.

Fucking Bernie or Bust-ers. Fucking Third Party cowards.

You can still publish your papers... they’ll just be in the State-sanctioned Science Fiction section of one of many Trump Library and Casinos.

So Hillary loses the election and the first thing you do is blame the black guy? Hmmm... I see how Trump won...

For all that didn’t vote, that voted for a third party candidate, that voted for Trump, I hope you see the error of your ways.

If you, or your husband, are able bodied young men, you may be conscripted some time in the next few years. WWIII is coming.

Now I’m just picturing a cop spreading shit on bread with a butter knife in the police cafeteria and casually licking the tips of his fingers after.

You have a beautiful woman and a humanoid jabba and the best you can churn out is a Dona Diaper Jr. Seriously, it’s like mixing a taired dinner jacket with jean shorts.

“Actually, I believe I have great stature. Great stature, believe me.”

Oh I agree, it’s blue. It’s that brown shoes go well with grey suits, and it’s no surprise that that tackhead Trump Jr doesn’t know that.

Was Eric unavailable? Is that why they had to settle for a wax figure?

Brown shoes are meant to go with a grey suit!

This girl is the type that does everything. Remember when you bought a jar of mayo and some frozen hotdogs? EVERYTHING!

Amy Schumer wishes she was that original.

The lipless wonder.

money grubbing debate cheater or money grubbing, non-consensual p***y-grabbing, self-aggrandizing racist halfwit.

The scariest part is the missing portion of that mask.

Ted Cruz: ever wanted to see what a guy farting in pain would look like? Vote Cruz

She’s white. She’s female. She’s young (back then). She’s kept her mouth shut for many years (more than the duration of the average Trump marriage).