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“It was merely a locker room squeeze. I’m not proud of it, and I apologize to my family. I believe I have the greatest squeezes out of anybody out there, ask anybody. She’s lying, believe me. She’s like a four. *SNIFF* And If we continue to bomb ISIS we can go back to making this great, great country great again.”

Seatbelts are not only restraining, but therapeutic. They reassure us like a hugging arm. In tense moments you’ll notice how calming placing your own forearm on your stomach can be. Or maybe when you’re compelled to cross your arms because of how unnerving keeping your hands by your side may be, that simply touching

You can say that about any celebrity, arguably. From the obviously non-talented Kim Kardashian, to the much lauded 3-time Academy Award Winning talent that is Daniel Day Lewis. Seriously, take Daniel Day Lewis and look at what it takes for him to be an actor. He gets a script. He works on a voice. He moves the way he

I hear Russia’s set to face financial problems next year when their invasion of Ukraine backfires on them, financially. Maybe they give good price?

Yeah because the Gangnam Style restaurants that popped up back in 2012 are still really popular today. Even Gangnam Style was globally popular. This? This is ameme that’s dying out a month after release and hardly anybody knows about it but us 24/7 net drones.

The Freezer Fairy!

Never go full Trump, I guess.

Like a rapey Elon Musk.

He does look like if a Tom Hanks impersonator was also a notrious bike seat sniffer.

screwed to the wall

Nope. All blondes look alike.

Does it matter when everyone’s just gonna pick the fire one again? Hasn’t it always been the status quo to pick the cute starter that evolves into a monster?

With the price some cosplayers spend on their costumes they can fly to a decent con in the US. Hell, I bet Stan Lee will be there anyway.

He’s doing it out of necessity now that there’s very little chance he’ll ever be the permanent successor to the Bourne and Mission Impossible franchises.

what if a man cosplays a woman character that looks and dresses like a man? Like Arya Stark or Brienne of Tarth?

Do Ted Cruz now

An interesting phenomenon is that after a global financial crisis, beards come back into fashion as a means to compete more with other men, when wooing a mate, when money isn’t the most flauntable thing during a downturn. Since Donald Trump has never struggled, financially, he’s never felt the need for a beard.

The Hawaii Five-o theme needs to play when they alola form.