“Can ya dig it, mama? HOO! HA! HURR!”

Certified: GOOD!

In the eyes of a Trump Chump, the shirt translates to:

Pikachu is a simple pickle and he will like what Master Ash tells him to like. Understood?

You’ve been watching too much The Fly, starring Jeff Goldblum.

Ah yes! He has about the self awareness of a burnt pizza that sits on the table, insisting on being eaten.

“Ordinary toupee hair is harvested from the heads of the godless oriental. Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity, while still identifying myself as a man of means.”

“I always mention congress. Don’t I always mention congress? I love congress, ask anybody. Congress is great. Isn’t congress great? Hillary’s never mentioned congress. She doesn’t even know what congress is. Can you believe that? And she wants to run this great, great country? I don’t think so. Which is why we have to…

So this guy, looking the way he does, feels he’s superior to another human being? That’s funny.

Oh look! Digimons!

woah! That’s one classic meme I haven’t seen since 2012.

Women who think men dump their wives for younger, hotter women because they think he loves and respects women?

But what about being under, not being put under, do you hate about it? Because unlike sleep, where you dream and still feel the warmth, and comfortability of your bed, I don’t feel anything except before and after being put under anesthesia. I have no sensations or memories while under anesthsia so I don’t dislike it,…

better yet, pop a tic tac up there.

Is tasting like lasagna normal?

WHAT!? is that what we taste like?!

He doesn’t warn you before he... arrives?

I’m 26 and still hate it. Ruins the mood when a guy goes down there and makes you feel self conscious. How would guys like it if girls sucked on their balls? Don’t imagine you’d feel very confident with the “musk” of your sack after a night out dancing and sitting on sweaty bar stools.

Clit-orice - the strong taste of licorice... for your button!

The pineapple is a lie.