You guys should just trim your pubic hair (not shave) and wash the tip. Just sayin’.

So when I have kids my milk will taste like Oreos?

Just give ‘em a sticker that says “you totally won, guy!”

Sarah Palin is still a thing?

How would it know?

What are you talking about?! we’re talking about Pokemon consciousness and presence, and not whether it’s a cage or not!

Then why does Pikachu hate being in a pokeball. If there’s no consciousness in the ball, how could it differentiate or experience anything to develop a preference?

I found the Peta member!!!

What it’s really like inside the pokeball:

Two great tastes that taste great together!

It provides them cars with their daily requirement of protein.

Two Girls, One Jar.

Did that persons, seriously, just put a hybrid car plug sticker on a Prius?

“ma’am, where did you get this much smelly peanut butter?”

“Hey, look! I’ve just got the new Morphus X300! It’s made in China and it’s awesome!”

Must be monday...

I bet Teddy was a real person at some point. How he’s propositioned by hookers and the the Sheriff issuing bounties one day, and then after he gets shot by the man in black he is no longer acknowledged by them.

Red Dead Revolver 3: Redemption part II