Ooh! Ooh! Does that mean we get to choose the color of our hat?

What a waste. if you’re gonna get pokemon on a stylish car, get some serious Pokemon art on there, and not images cut out from a 1999 Pokemon poster.

Guess passers by just wanna get a Pikachu.

I think he was being sarcastic.

lack of consciousness?

Well, he’s right about one thing: he is “one of the highest.”

Trump’s projections are so obviously reflective of himself that it’s amazing how much he tries to deflect his own poor health, sexual predation, lies, corruption and drugs away from himself. It’s so obvious.

Excuse me, I never *SNIFF* powder my nose. *SNIFF* I never powder my nose. My nose is great. *SNIFF* I believe I have the best nose, believe me, *SNIFF* I never powder my nose. My nose is the best nose around, ask anybody. *SNIFF* Believe me, I never powder my nose. *SNIFF*

correction: “I hear she *SNIFF* just reaches out and *SNIFF* grabs people *SNIIFFFF!* by the pussy, is what I hear *SNIFFFFFFF!!*”

Well, if you look at an undoctored photo of Trump he already does have some quite clown-like features:

whoops. I meant “billionaire”

I wanna see. Do you have any reference pics?

True. But I think religion is something very rich people may hold onto because it gives you that moral buffer to fall back on. Just slept with a young, hot intern? God forgives. Making money off the broken backs of underpaid laborers? God wills it. Who would question your ways if you, yourself, believe it is divine…

Avoid protein shakes. Ever been in the gym male restroom? I know we women aren’t meant to be in there, but well.. yeah.

Not to generalise too much, but in the middle east, extravagance and flashiness, often to the point of tackiness, is the way to flaunt social status. Sometimes, it involves lots of gold, vibrant fabrics, marble.

Nice try, Donald, but you’ve already talked about how cute your daughter was.

Oh God! Did he drive by a low end nightclub and pick up the first dudebro persians he could find to decorate his dining table?

In soviet russia, card swipes you.