sweetsnowball
SweetSnowball
sweetsnowball

She’s the daughter of a billionaire. At this point, her only “faith” is in money and how it can solve her problems and create them for her enemies. People with more than 6 figures in their bank account don’t have faith in religion. How could they?

Give it time. Soon, this kneeling business will be as awkward as Ice Bucket Challenges in Winter 2016.

Don’t you mean *Trump would date her at 10 years?

Yeah, because “grab her by the p***y” was. Wait, Billy Bush isn’t 11 years old? Well, he certainly sounds like one.

Ah yes, Ted Cruz: The most punchable candidate.

A a bloated leather pouch full of hot air? Yeah... he floats.

Gotta beat ‘em back with our numbers! Be proud! Many viewers gave Jimmy Kimmel shit when he bagged gamers and he lost a chunk of his audience because of it. If we don’t stand up to it, it’ll never end.

Ch-choo choo choo!

Is he drinking canned beer during a recording session? Fuck, the dude is crude as shit.

Grab her by the podium?

And the answer is: A profession that only involves fake enthusiasm and reading from a card.

haha yeah, but the moment you try to kiss or grab any of those strippers or bar patrons, non-consensually, a big burly guy with a name tag and an earpiece will grab you by the back of the neck and toss you into a piss-stained alley.

But he’s a “star,” so it’s ok.

It’s to maintain moisture for when he buries his face in a non-consenting woman’s crotch.

That’s a spitting image of Donald Trump Jr.

Now that grabbing p***y is off the table, he’s gotta grab something and violate it.

In Soviet Russia, you sniff out bear.

He’s trying to catch a wiff of his fingers whenever he sticks them up in that weird shy-student-putting-up-their-hand-to-ask-a-question-in-class thing he does. Residual “grab juice” constantly on the mind.

He talked about hitting on a married woman, or were you selectively absent during that part of the tape? Figures...

I wonder how many people would forgive a man that talked about making unwanted advances on, and attempted to grab the genitals of, their wives (yes, wives - it’s on the tape) and daughters and sisters. Saying “it’s locker-room talk” does NOT excuse it.