I thought the real question was if she still bakes her own bread.

I don't understand why there's a picture of Night Monkey on an article about Spider-Man.

Sounds like it’s very whelming.

Come on now, you know that’s not true.

I too do it meow and again.

I hope all your sweets turn to dust before you can eat them. 

Ctrl + F

They should have gone with “Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile.”

Really wished The Continental was a series starring Christopher Walken’s character from SNL.

And let us not forget Hobo with a Shotgun.

When you buy your ticket for live action Akira you also get free copies of Winds of Winter and Half Life 3

“Or so she thinks”

Considering it’s produced by the Lonely Island, I’d imagine at least one of the friends is Andy, Jorma or Akiva. Or all three.

Mint green with salacious crumbs.

It’s JJ. They’ll just add them in post.

Cap!

FYI, Bruce Willis was dead the entire time. 

2010: “Wait, they hired Johnny Storm from those shitty Fantastic Four films and the douchebro from Not Another Teen Movie to play Captain Fucking America?!”