A billion reichsmarks in Nazi gold is worth staying alive for!

If you pinhead Americans get the chance, you should also see the original British of House of Cards with Ian Richardson as Urquhart. You might just appreciate it. I doubt it though,

I thought about the temple too but soldiers and cops put it in their mouths apparently, 'to make certain', and Alice ain't no bitch.

Very good episode.

Listen, you fat little twat, don't you get it? Friends was a fluke, now it's over. Now get off our television and eat yourself to death.

Agreed, the Apollo 440 theme - which was dumped at the end credits like it was trash - was better than the whole movie. Well, at least it killed Matt Leblanc's movie career.

Funny to think Danny was getting it up the bumhole from Laurence Olivier in the same period as that song was being recorded.

OK then, name one white musical artist straight black people listen to then?

Why do you feel bad for them? You don't know them.

Ah, the dear Andrews Sisters. They hated each other even more than Jane Fontaine and Olivia De Hvilland. Those two aged, oscar winning harpy sisters are only staying alive to spite each other.

Lost In Space changed its brilliant John Williams trumpet-and-slide whistle theme for an even more brilliant John Williams trumpet-and-xylophone theme in season three.

The professor never desrved to be in the credits. He could invent a satelite made out of coconuts but not fix an eight foot dinghy? Come on? What was he a professor of? Media Studies? Black History?

Do bear in mind that the people who write for the AVC Club mostly don't have televisions or the internet, ipods or cellphones. They are rather shy, provincial people whose idea of a good night out is raffia weaving or butterchurning to the stylings of an alt jug band. They don't like going to the movies after they…

South Park.

Yes, but how is the ulcer?

It is extremely wrong to ponder how Rashiinda, as you put it, can be the daughter of Quincy Jones.

This was an execrably bad episode, An evidently fake premise, chronically out-of-character behaviours, infantile and unfunny cutaways. This was another episode where I just stopped watching before the end. Why don't they sack the writers and hire some of the really good Simpson fanfic writers you can find all over the…

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Monkeybone was also weaker than it should have been and Wanderlust was abysmal.

Who are Snygg Passning and Fint Skott?