Almost heartbreakingin its smallness.

The Haunting of Hill House (1959)Bloody Shirley Jackson. She couldn't write a greetings card that didn't suffocate you with terror.

Exactly. They can warp through space but don't have the intelligence to invent the umbrella.

True, because there's always that unbearable tension building to the moment Mel finally sighs, cracks open a bottle of scotch and really starts going off on what he thinks about Jews while he punches his youngest child.

Night of the Demon (1957)

Don't be stupid. I'm not going to 'Define Humor For Me' at your behest.

Or their middle brother, Keith Mediocrito.

Cuntly McMouthy? Which I believe is Lupe's real name. No need to say why he changed it. Actually he changed it because Suge already had a Cuntly M. on his books.

"…at once a brilliant satire of rah-rah foreign-policy jingoism and a much less inspired satire of the hypocrisy of limousine liberalism,.."You've got it the wrong way round, you semi-educated hack.

No, no, you read it wrong. he said that Lemmon and Matthau were one dimensional. He liked Klugman and Randall.

Apology accepted. Now fuck off.

Well, he started sucking up to all the right Hollywood stars. He had a brief affair with Courtney Love and apparently was the person who gave the drugs to Owen Wilson that got him off the wagon. But it wasn't enough apparently.

Well, I think we can all agree that JGL's only reason for making this movie was to do Scarlett Johansson which he probably achieved on minute one day one of shooting, so good for him, the little pinhead!

Of gayness, hidd'n yet loudly self proclaimed,
And hookers strangl'd in roadside Novotels.

Somewhere JGL breathes a sigh of relief.

Poor Coogan. Hasn't his star waned fast?

Fuck off, you creepy stalker.

LOL. Yes, I'm a bad, bad man who's come to stir up trouble amongst you quivering fatties by criticising bad writing and lazy reviews and you know that makes you so mad.

'A six-pack'? Now you're overcompensating, fauntleroy.

It's a dark night indeed when these pun threads take over discussion.