"Where do I get some wonderful toys?"

By 'big' do you mean 'fat'?

You should all be drenched in vitriol like that ballet dancer in Moscow.

That was a triumph. I'm making a note here, 'Huge Success'.

Do an 'average black man' have any thoughts? That 'a random white man' doesn't?

I wish you'd come round to my house and do a quick check to tell me which of my things are racist or not so I can keep up with the hectoring hipster douchebags.

What was the film where the plants were all against him? That was a giggle.

Let's hope not through sexual transmission.

Don't try and bond with me. It's embarrassing.

Goddamit, what's wrong with today's Americans? If we all abandoned our blogging duties whenever we felt like it, the internet would be empty in days. Do you think Susan B. Anthony or Emily Dickinson or The Witch of Wall Street just gave up whatever it was they did when they felt the first twinge of a biological…

Well isn't that what Nicole Kidman did? She hasn't seen the two children she 'had' with Tom Cruise in six years, apparently.

The way rich actresses do it? Sure.

And of course, we haven't even touched on Cartman's Christian rock band, Faith + 1, with Token playing a slapping bass line.

But she's not infertile. She just doesn't want to spend the time and bother having children the way poor people have them.

Basically that's true. To be honest, all but a very few successful 'serious' writers give up writing and become university lecturers.

Why not.

There's no point in going on then.

'Vote or Die' is also genius.

Actually, that's a great sequence. And when's he's following them down river singing 'Leaning, leaning…' in the dark is especially creepy - right up until Lillian Gish begins singing back to him the complete line; 'Leaning on Jesus, leaning on Jesus…' and you know she - and her shotgun - have the measure of him.

Ugh. So many people content with mediocrity, It's depressing.