"It’s just kind of creepy, not funny."

You use 'I' too many times in this piece, Noel.

Are you sure this is a real song? And not a Portlandia skit?

Slower.

“People were mean to you, but I always thought you were cool.”But surely if he had been cool, people wouldn't have been mean to him? I think 'People were mean to you because you were a glue-eating feeb' is what he really means.

Well, he's not Ink Spot good, that's for sure.

Why the 'rimshot'? That implies a joke was told.

Spike's head probably just exploded thinking about all the ways he's going to respond. Spike will get out of the shower, go downstairs, cross the road and go down into someone else's basement at the prospect of a new feud.

"a conniving and scheming Uncle Tom." Is that an anti-semitic imprecation against Spike Lee? That's a new one. But not totally incomprehensible..

'Ignorant straight people'? Don't be a hater, Kyle.

Oh God, and what about hectoring atheists and their: 'There's no historical evidence for Jesus anyway, Also, keep your hands out of my womb'.?

'I see it all now. I was wrong. Long live Jesus! Death to the Jews!'.

Hey, Godo! Where've you been?

Which means we can also eat the dead!

'Gay panic jokes' are not 'lazy' just because you're making a political statement. Many people find them extremely funny.

But the theme was one of the rubbish songs. Couldn't you have bumped it up to 'Name Your Poison'?

I don't want to see a CGI chariot race. I want to see a real chariot race and hear the screams of the maimed horses and see the flying viscera of the disembowled charioteers.

And men called Evelyn.

And men called Evelyn.

It's rather like Portlandia in that respect.