Well, it was certainly a lot edgier and funnier than this pair of gender-neutral camp counsellors.

Well get your ass in gear, grandma.

The Man-Child and the Horrendous Mugger. I thought they died out with Jerry Lewis and Lucille Ball.

Doesn't stop you taking their money though, right?

"- Do a girl power dance every time Fey and Poehler prove that women are funny"

And to think only fifty years ago it was Citizen Kane, Dorothy, Harvey, Rick Blaine and Ilse, Sergeant York and Regina Hubbins. And today it's a load of comic book characters. Haven't we come a long way?

For god's sake, it would mostly be:

And then you remember what Ricky Gervais would have done with that opportunity.

Did she show her mottled, quivering thighs again?

Well done Amy and Tina! After the savage stuff of Ricky Gervais, they showed toothless American mom humor isn't dead.

If only anyone gave a fuck what say, thought or do.

Al Roker! The Anti-Bowie!

Come off it, Bowie making love to Iman would be like a child mashing together two long-legged spiders in his hand.

Just wait till Imam divorces him. 98-date world tour plus four albums within a year.

Will never play live again? I thought he was looking pretty zombified since Heathen actually.

I didn't know that. I did know that Reinking was his girlfriend at the time and then, when he announced the movie, she was incredibly excited at playing the part of his abused girlfriend. He then informed her that she would have to audition for the part with two hundred others. What a bastard Fosse was. But fair. She…

You were lucky you couldn't have dance lessons because of poverty. Some of us had polio.

You were lucky you couldn't have dance lessons because of poverty. Some of us had polio.

I think the Lindy Hop scene from 'Hellzapoppin' was a pre-existing nightclub act that was lifted wholesale into the movie - which was itself a strange mix of great nightclub acts. It must have been amazing to see it live.

She is great. But she is also appalling.