Oh give it up, they read books just fine - otherwise why would there be a booksellers in the middle in it?. She was just a douchey snob. Let her marry the gorilla, who cares.

Oh come on, Belle was the smuggest hipster douchebag in the whole "whole poor little provincial village" she was too good to live in. Gaston dodged a real bullet there.

Oh, and for 'Rocky Horror;' fans, there was a film sequel - 'Shock treatment'. It's nowhere near as good but it's still brilliant. And it stars Jessica Harper who was also the doll in 'Phantom of the Paradise'. Watch her sing 'Little Black Dress'. It's knockout.

"Time is fleeting…"

Wut? No 'Bugsy Malone'? What's wrong with you experts?

Or Rocky Horror Show or Captain Invincible or Godspell or Evita or Gigi (which came out the same year as Rocky Horror) or A Chorus Line…In fact, one of the brilliant ironies of the AVC Club is that its experts probably know less about popular culture than any yurt-living mongol.

Oh, and of course every song from 'The Rocky Horror Show'. I guess the fact no-one has mentioned it means it's uncool now.

You bet your fucking ass, weepy.

1/. The 'La Resistance' medly that closes Act II of 'South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut'. Not only is it an excellent tunes with searingly funny lyrics but it weaves together four major songs we have already heard in an intricate point-and-counterpoint harmony that Mozart would have envied. On top of that, it parodies…

Only a donkey-raping cockmaster would complain.

My whole viewpoint of that show changed when someone said: 'Every time Tony sings 'Maria' substitute 'Cthulu' in your head'. It also screwed up 'The Sound of Music' to me. Now I walk down the street humming, 'How do you solve a problem like Cthulu?'.

The casting call to George Benson's 'On Broadway' was sensational. And the fact that Bob Fosse made the casting of Roy Scheider, a non-singing, non-dancing actor, work is a tribute to his arrogant genius.

Those three back-up singers were sensational. Pity they seemed to fade out in the second act.

Oh god, it's clingier than Lord of the Rings.

Well he's been less unashamedly gay since separating from his beard.

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'Running Wilde' didn't have 'complex' story lines.

This is going to put us in a coma all right.

Well, I don't think anyone can be anything but overjoyed that another excuse for Nathan Rabin to write for this site has exploded and disappeared, like a ripe boil, but I think the real triumph of this episode was the surprising convincing drag turn of Steve Buscelmi, followed by the Lucia di Lammermool madness of…

In that case, take my luggage to the room and bring up 200 cc of Oxycotin. Thank you.